This sucks

So Jaylia, how’s your 401k doing?

January is getting old

Which one of you bitches threw that snowball?

Let’s roll

Which one of you bitches wants to ride in my love machine?

Man vs. Beast

Yes I know where it has been. Let’s not talk about it.

Generations apart

You can’t imagine what she’s seen in her lifetime. She can’t imagine what you’ll see in yours.

Pumpkins

I got my hat on. Where are all the trick or treaters? Where them bitches at?

A few miles out

This farmer is the first loving thing I saw when I left Lincoln. I bet he’s wondering if I’m a fucking idiot, too.

The Great Ride 2008

This is my view for the next 40 miles. I’m just outside of Lincoln, and I’m beginning to wonder if I’m a fucking idiot. I’ll let you know when I decide.

Ask the expert

So Jalia, how would you sum up the current mood on Wall Street?

I am the cutest thing ever

That’s right, bitches. This face will make people do anything I say. Bitches.